Pillars

Some people
think that I,

a man of
the humanities,

can't possibly
know anything

about science.

I have taken
hundreds of

pictures of caterpillars.

I kick it
with arthropods

eight hours a day
seven days a week!

Head Theory

O, people

with oval-shaped

heads,

not much different

than I!

Perhaps, I

have an oval-

shaped head as well

I just can't tell.


*Never been that good at being like, that's what kind of head I have.

Aliens

I am

just overwhelmed

with the many
different types

of aliens.

Dr. Anthropology

O, take that
Australopithecus

skull and hold it up
to your face!

Now in a high-pitched
voice say:

"Hi kids, welcome
to anthropology!"

Pterodactyl (The new school bird)

I am winged-out
with the leather
baby, goin,'

"zubee, zubee"
with claws
stretched-out

in each direction.

I will swoop
that ass!

I ain't no
Archaeopteryx.

Tyrannosaurus

You think a T-rex
is going to stick
around for chit-chat?

Well you got another

chance to think about it.

That doesn't
happen often.

Stegosaurus (Pick-up line)

I am one
who appreciates
Stegosauruses.

In fact, I am
the pine trees
in the distance.

Not impressed?
Well then,

dig the bone-like
protrusions
rippin' straight out

my lower neck!