Velociraptor

I huant
your dark
peripheral

with freaky
little arms

on the door knob.

I make
your shoes
fall off

when I'm one-eyeballin' ya.

You won't
catch me
on Netflix

cause I'm in the kitchen

with the
kettle corn.
Send your lil' dog

in for a Budweiser

and I'll
TWIST
and
RIP
it's head OFF!