Deltoids

I wish
I could make

more

Hamiltonian circuits

in my life.

Saturday
is no problem.

I always
check the square

footage of my

toilet paper.

I have three fish
that live in three

separate tanks.

I feed them
so they don't leap

out of the water
and transform

into spiders.

My dad is afraid

I will fall
into the Grand Canyon

and die.

That's the least
thing that worries me

about moving.